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wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

(via hi)

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lockupmymemories:

So there’s a massive fuck of spider somewhere under or possibly on top of my mattress now so I’ve just retreated to my mam’s room; something I haven’t done since being very ill or watching sinister nearly two years ago and she is currently snoring along with the dog. I think I might go take my chances with the spider now…

Update: massive fuck off spider whom I’ve now named Muffins was a lot larger than I thought; back to the birth giver’s room I go

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So there’s a massive fuck of spider somewhere under or possibly on top of my mattress now so I’ve just retreated to my mam’s room; something I haven’t done since being very ill or watching sinister nearly two years ago and she is currently snoring along with the dog. I think I might go take my chances with the spider now…

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pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via hi)

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Last Scenes of Each Series

s1:
Ends with John and Sherlock in a face-down with Moriarty. Season 2 proceeds to expand on this with a focus on John and Sherlock taking Moriarty down.
s2:
Ends with Sherlock's "suicide" and John's devastation and loneliness. Season 3 proceeds to expand on this with a focus on John and Sherlock reuniting and dealing with the consequences The 'Fall had on themselves and their relationship.
s3:
Ends with Sherlock thinking he is being sent out of London to his death and building up to an obvious love confession to John only to back out at the last moment.
What might we deduce about one of the focuses of s4, hmm?